February 2010
Hi, I'm Beth and I must be the only person who...
crabcakes:
cyborglovesong:
… Ha. I’m sorry.
You’re not alone. I love just about every award show but the Grammys.
I’m sure you’re looking forward to the SNL sports show, like I am!
I am not watching the Grammys either.
crabcakes - I am looking forward to the SNL Sports Show too. :D
January 2010
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GMH →
nyota:
givesmehope:
In 10th grade, right before the end-of-the-year dance, I split up with my boyfriend and therefore had no date. Shortly before leaving, a friend of my mother’s son showed up at the door in his Sunday best with a “corsage” made of few dandelions taped together attached to an elastic band. At 6 years old, he GMH
She couldn’t say a friend of my brother (or step brother or...
evil Ryan Reynolds is hot.
allonsy-alonso:
breakthetradition:
suesylvester-:
(via breakthetradition)
Naked Ryan Reynolds is hot
touche
any Ryan Reynolds is hot
^ all of this ^
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Michael Buble is fucking adorable.
I never realize how cute he is
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I CAN'T FIND MY CRACKERS
sarahptor:
via captainkirk
I CAN’T FIND MY CRACKERS
I FOUND MY CRACKERS.
I NEED A GIGGLE BREAK.
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call me spalding.
sarahptor:
i’m orange, sweaty, and get passed around by dudes.
GET IT?! LIKE A BASKETBALLLL!!!!
Seriously, he looked like a cheeto in that sketch.
Thanks to Inglourious Basterds I always type...
(via rainaelizabeth)
i always type basterds wrong now
In 5 weeks and 1 day I will be 20.
babylonisburning:
inglouriousbitch:
babylonisburning:
subwaytovenus:
WHAT THE HELL.
in 29 days I will be 26. Good-bye, early twenties. Hello, late twenties. Is that 30 I see on the horizon?
In 21 days I’ll be 25. Hellooooo quarter-life crisis! (please don’t talk to me about 30 yet, I’m just barely holding on as it is!(
Think of it this way: Getting old is better than the alternative...
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In 5 weeks and 1 day I will be 20.
babylonisburning:
subwaytovenus:
WHAT THE HELL.
in 29 days I will be 26. Good-bye, early twenties. Hello, late twenties. Is that 30 I see on the horizon?
In 21 days I’ll be 25. Hellooooo quarter-life crisis! (please don’t talk to me about 30 yet, I’m just barely holding on as it is!(
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i'm bored, kids. talk to me. →
werewolves:
soyqueso:
werewolves:
so uh… i’ve never… watched doctor who.
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is it true?
it’s true. :( I’M SORRY, OKAY?
I’ve never seen it either.
i’m american though. does that excuse me?
All Time Low broke up
werewolves:
creepycardinal:
Who?
wat is an all time low
i ditto these questions
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werewolves:
andrew wk - party hard
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ask my stuff and keep me entertained. →
year-of-the-tiger asked: Do you have an instant messenger service of any kind?
karminaburana asked: Your turn: 3 random facts about yourself. Go!
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i'm bored. ask me stuff. →
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“Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you.”
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random old post from my old dead journal
I stumbled upon my old dead journal from like 6 years ago. Totally ridiculous. As a preface to this story, I am the whitest white girl you will EVER meet. Here’s a random entry that still haunts me to this day:
“so i got hit on again today while at work. this time it was a delivery man, the dude who delivers the hot dogs. hes a black guy, probably pushing 30. hes the only guy...
holy crap
I just found my old Dead Journal from, like, 6 years ago. This is ridiculous…
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Watchfiercemaenad:
courtkneeee:
rexilla:
babylonisburning:
Cute :3
omg lol thank you, I needed that
Lol the random British lady. “Is that Eli Roth? IS THAT ELI ROTH?!”
Ok so this totally just brightened up my mood. Everything about this is so freaking adorable and so freaking Eli.
he is a total and utter dork and i love every minute of it. :)
ok guys seriously go to my page and look at the...
hellyeahshosanna:
http://hellyeahshosanna.tumblr.com/ seriously look it’s HILARIOUS
PLEASE LOOKKKKK!
lmao
thaaaat makes me dizzy!